And now the whole reverse-PMS thing makes perfect sense. After all, normal women ovulate during the full moon, right? And today during the new moon I suffered through 6 hours of sharp cramping while my body kept me from forgetting how very far from normal I am.
But I suppose it makes sense. After all, the mere fact that my fertility cycle abandons the lunar cycle has no bearing on whether my hormones must do so as well. So here I am with PMS which follows the moon, even while the rest of my body does not.
I suppose it should be called POS? No “C” needed.